More Real Church Signs
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh God' does not constitute going to church."
"The sign guy is on vacation. Please come inside for the message."
"Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet Him."
"Don't let worries kill you. Let the church help."
"Sunday's message-Jesus said 'Bring me that ass'"
"Forgiveness is to swallow when you want to spit."
"Midnight mass and toga party-BYOBJ (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)"
"Bible study 7 pm. Bring Bible, scissors"
"Why didn't Noah swat the two mosquitos?"
"If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it."
"Do you know what hell is? Come hear our preacher."
"God does not believe in atheists, therefor atheists do not exist."
Best sausage supper in St. Louis. Come and eat Pastor Thomas Ressler"
"A loose tongue often gets into a tight place."