Real Signs from Real Churches
From a First Lutheran Church
"Bored? Try a missionary position."
From a Tennessee church
"Satan called. He wants his weather back."
From Concordia Lutheran Church
"Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool."
From Havens Corners Church
"I kissed a girl and I liked it. Then I went to hell."
From South Pointe Church
"Is church whack?"
From the Word of Life Church
"A 4 inch tongue can bring a 6 foot man to his knees."
"Trust God. Have faith. Unbuckle."
From St. Catherine Episcopal Church
"Gov. Perry, God here. The voice in your head is not me. Take your meds."
From Zion Lutheran Church
"The class on prophecy has been canceled due to unforseen circumstances."
From Beulah Baptist Church
"Easter comes once a year. How often do you?"